Bowling mantras from a kslu recruitment week night out

By: Lucy radocha

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Photo via Sophie Trad

REFLECTIONS FROM A KSLU FALL RECRUITMENT WEEK EVENT

We asked our KSLU general body to share the words ringing in their heads as they shredded the lanes at Sunset Lanes in St. Louis.

Photo via Sophie Trad

“It’s not bowling without the risk of death”
​Lizzie Kayser 8:14

“Please, God, please please please PLEASE please I’ve never done ANYTHING right in my dumb FUCKING life ONCE bro PLEASE I need this so bad”
Paige Bostic 8:16

“Fuck it, chuck it”
Lucas Koch 8:17

“Lucas doesn’t even go to Penn State Lucas doesn’t even go to Penn State”
Beau Reichert 8:17

“First ball for pins, next ball for speed”
Wolfgang Weidler 8:18

“I am Tim Tebow”
Camille Daugherty 8:19

“get like me” 
Sophie Trad 8:20

“I suck balls.”
Joanie machaj 8:20

“Don’t play for fun, play to win”
Jayden Westbrooks 8:21

“Bowling - it’s like kickball but I’m bad at it”
Julian Harvey 8:22

“Don’t do it too hard but don’t do it too soft”
Joelle Vigil 8:23

“Just keep it straight ig and maybe like dicken tender” 
Nia Bolin 8:24

“mind empty. just cute and sexy”
Ali Williams 8:25

“I can’t believe people do this professionally. Good for them” 
Emma Richardson 8:26 

“Shit, this isn’t anything *like* Wii bowling for the wii”
Nick Tomecek 8:31
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“Im telling other people to give me a mantra, but I don’t even have my own. Wait! That’s my mantra.”
Lucy Radocha 8:32

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